...because I enjoy middle school humor. Recognize her? She's the Land O'Lakes lady, not to be confused with the chic who insisted "You call it corn; we call it maize" in the 1970s Mazola TV ad campaigns. This post last week by a blogger who sometimes makes me laugh so hard I almost pee my … Continue reading Don’t Hate Me…
Month: January 2014
Polar Vortex
Yes, it really is as bad as it seems. Looks like a five-year-old got into the yarn, huh? Or maybe the booze? Multiply by ten, and you're almost there. I remember an epic argument between my teenage self and my mama just before my senior year in high school. Take Home Economics, she urged; you … Continue reading Polar Vortex
Simple Gifts
Best Christmas present ever, from Clarence-the-Canine and Handsome Chef Boyfriend, who reported that it was no small thing to achieve doggie cooperation and do this more or less when I had my back turned. Stealth dogs, both. This is one ornament that will not be packed away, nor will the other two whimsical ballet-themed ones … Continue reading Simple Gifts
Sycamore Stories 